Matthew Wronka http://bohmian.org/user/m http://bohmian.org/disc/Nokia_E61 http://bohmian.org/disc/Nokia_E61 2010-02-08 08:38:54.783 The Nokia E61 was one of the three initial phones in the Nokia E series designed for business users, and the first phone released with in-built IMAP IDLE support. The phone had a full thumb keyboard with the numeric pads in the middle with home keys easily locatable by touch.

The Symbian S60 operating system worked sufficiently in managing the device and provided for a wealth of applications to run on the phone. The noticeably missing elements that would become mainstream in the years following the phone's release were an inbuilt GPS (an external bluetooth GPS was required for location services), and an inbuilt camera with automatic geotagging--although the lack of a camera on a phone could be a marketing point for the business audience.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Nokia_E61 http://bohmian.org/disc/HTC_Magic http://bohmian.org/disc/HTC_Magic 2010-02-08 08:18:40.181 The HTC Magic (also known heavily advertised on the T-Mobile networks as the T-Mobile myTouch 3G was admittedly my first introduction to the Android Operating System, and as such, my opinion of the Magic is as much my reaction to Android as the phone itself, and my initial reaction is that the Android 1.6 UI looks underwhelming. The phone itself boasts decent hardware, but the onscreen keyboard lacks any physical response which significantly slows usage. Switching back to web browser from a phone locked state became second nature after a couple of hours of usage and the phone makes switching back to the last used application simpler and quicker than I was used to with Symbian.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/HTC_Magic http://bohmian.org/disc/Monolith_%28Space_Odyssey%29 http://bohmian.org/disc/Monolith_%28Space_Odyssey%29 2010-02-08 08:01:56.01 Big rectangluar black things in Arthur C. Clarke's 2001: A Space Odyssey and sequels that imbued intelligence upon humanity or destroyed it, depending upon the year and universe.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Monolith_%28Space_Odyssey%29 http://bohmian.org/disc/Nokia_N900_first_impressions http://bohmian.org/disc/Nokia_N900_first_impressions 2010-02-06 10:15:12.854 The Nokia N900 came in an understated black box with minimalistic text in two shades of grey. Opening the box revealed the black phone with an opaque screen guard--ostensibly to ensure it's removal before use--but also providing a very A.C. Clarke-esque Monolithic appearance to the device. The physical presentation isn't much different than other recent high-end Nokias (or Apple products for that matter), but the dark monochormatic nature of the device itself does provide a more striking experience than for instance the business-like silver Nokia E61 in a white box.

The body
The N900 body is both shorter and narrower than the Nokia E61, but slightly thicker than the widest part of the latter. Compared to the HTC Magic, the N900 is noticeably bigger in each direction, and might be better suited for one-hand operation in bigger, as opposed to smaller hands; unlike the HTC Magic which feels uncomfortably thin in my hand, the Nokia N900 feels like it's pushing the limits of comfort when held vertically, but does just manage to rest naturally in the cradle of my hand.

The SIM, battery, and micro-SD card are all accessible by removing the back cover, a scary proposition despite its official sanctioning as the proccess involves tearing the back cover off by force; I fear that the the plastic hookstthat hold the cover may be the first item on the phone to go, before the resistive touchscreen even--although perhaps such a fear is unrational.

The initial start-up
The start time on the phone was about the same as previous phones; a side-by-side comparison with the Nokia E61 and no SIM in either resulted in a neck-and-neck finish. The trademarked Michelangelo-inspired Nokia logo looks remarkably smooth and cleand compared to the lower resolution screen; a leap not unlike seeing it in colour for the first time.

The first actual screen was the date/time configuration screen. Presumably (and I realize that's being presumptuous), if I had a SIM in the phone it would have pulled the starting date from the network. As it was, I had to set the time (and select region/language preferences) using the touch screen. This has a pratical application in that it's an immediate way of both showing-of the touch screen and familiarizing the user with it, but setting the time by grabbing the hands of a clock seems much less efficient than typing the numbers, especially since I already had the keyboard open.

General Observatiosn on Usage
It's my natural inclination to have the keyboard open when I plan on using the device. It slides open easily revealing the full QWERTY keyboard, arrow keys, and important to me when using a terminal emulator, a control key. However, the keyboard in many of the screens--except for intering text--is vestigial. The UI was designed to be primarily touch-operated, and the touchscreen seems to be generally responsive. Being as it is resitive, it takes a small force to be recognised, instead of the capicitive touchscreens presented with the HTC Magic or Apple iPhone--the force required is minimal, and so far I like the trade-off as this also lets it be useful when gloved, or when using the included stylus which pops out of the bottom right corner of the phone when held horizontally.

Changing perspective
The N900's lineage consists of the Nokia N800 line of mobile Internet devices, and its feels like it. Maemo gives the N900 a feeling much more like a smart device or ultramobile PC than it does the feeling of a mobile phone or even the current line of smart phones. One of the side effects of this is that the N900's general perspective is horizontal, not vertical like we've come to expect from being inundated with Apple iPhone advertisments.

The world around me
After restarting the machine with both my SIM card and a 16 GB micro-SD installed, I watched the device first pick-up the EDGE (2.5G) connection followed by a 3G UMTS transition. I began thumbing through programs, exploring the device and was alerted by a vibration and tone when an SMS text arrived. Upon leaving the application I was using, I was automatically greeted with the summary of the new message which I could quickly dismiss. This seemless notification was impressive, and was much more convenient than my current phone where I would need to manually switch to the messaging app (or to the homescreen which would direct my attention to the messaging app) to view the message. I have not investigated yet whether or not this functionality can be tweaked or disabled, as I could see it not being ideal for everyone (such as those who find the fact that this is an incoming communication device the price to pay for having an always-connected ultra-mobile pc).

A sync
I set my new device, now named Justine, to synch with my old primary phone, Juliette. Both phones are Nokias, and presumably there is some SyncML-over-bluetooth magic going on. When I moved to the Nokia E61 from my Nokia N-Gage Nokia provided a one-time transfer tool, but didn't provide a means of maintaining an on-goingly consistent state. After the sync, I had contacts with photos, and either through the sync or some other magic I had my T-Mobile network settings already imported and ready for use.

Up to date
Maemo 5 has the ability to update itself online. After pulling in the 20MB update, a newer, 90MB update was displayed as available. Apparently the Maemo application manager won't update to the latest available version, and the user will need to update iteratively which is a little odd if you look at the system as being based upon Debian GNU Linux. Indeed, once I installed rootsh, it was obvious that the inbuilt Maemo updater was just a front-end to the apt repository. In the end, I'm not quite sure what was changed in the 90MB update, but the build date was six days later, and appears to be the most recent release.

Conversations
Conversations received a lot of critical praise whith early reviewers of the phone. I don't know if I feel like it's the monumentous achievent that some of them hyped it to be, but it certainly is more convenient than in previous phones I've used. The fact that it crosses protocols (e.g. providing the option to respond by SMS or Jabber) is very useful.

IDLE comlaints
Maemo bug 3888 indicates that somewhere else, specifically libtinymail, the inbuilt mail client modest, has had IMAP IDLE support disabled. This is very disheartening, although the fact that there is an active bug tracking it is uplifting, and once everything else is configured, it seems like something I might take a crack at (even at the risk of reduced battery life, it seems like a very important feature).

The Desktop
The Freemantle desktop was redesigned from previous versions of Maemo. In the past, there was a more simplified home screen where the user could perform all actions. In Freemantle (Maemo 5), the desktop has up to four distinct workspaces which can contain widgets or links to applications, web sites or contacts on the phone.

Touchscreens: The Dichotomy
The introduction of the Apple iPhone spawned a wave of touch phones trying to capitalize on one of the marketing points of the Apple product, missing the point somewhat, as many people don't care about touchscreens still. I didn't get the N900 because I wanted a touch phone, I got it because it seemed like it'd be the most useful device out there--in part because it had a keyboard. The touchscreen was simply something I'd live with. Because of this, the fact that e.g. in the menu to select an application or widget for the desktop you need to scroll using the touch screen instead of filtering by text typed as happens in the Contacts application is extremely annoying and tedious. There is a somewhat annoying split, as well, between native designed-for-Maemo applications and ported applications, where the former follow the same touchscreen pulling semantics for scrolling that Android phones use, while the latter use the inverse, grabbing the scrollbar methodology--in effect, you scroll in opposite directions depending on the application.

Where's my home?
At one point during the day, after getting Jabber and SIP working, but before I'd even opened the web browser, I took my fledgling phone with me to a happy hour at work. The UI guy critiqued the UI, the Android guy lamented how old and out of touch he was (and that his HTC G1 was about the same size), and the iPhone guy asked the inevitable Apple iPhone question, of "Where's my home?"
]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Nokia_N900_first_impressions http://bohmian.org/blog/m/2010/02/04/I_received_my_Nokia_N900 http://bohmian.org/blog/m/2010/02/04/I_received_my_Nokia_N900 2010-02-04 14:04:00.0 I finally ordered, and quickly received, my Nokia N900 from Expansys USA (after trying in vain to order directly from Nokia), and wrote down some Nokia N900 first impressions.]]> http://bohmian.org/blog/m/2010/02/04/I_received_my_Nokia_N900 http://bohmian.org/disc/T-Mobile_myTouch_3G http://bohmian.org/disc/T-Mobile_myTouch_3G 2010-02-02 13:43:40.897 T-Mobile myTouch 3G is the T-Mobile re-branding in most countries of the HTC Magic. It is one of the earliest Android based phones.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/T-Mobile_myTouch_3G http://bohmian.org/disc/I%C2%A0wouldn%27t_suggest_ever_ordering_from_Nokia_directly http://bohmian.org/disc/I%C2%A0wouldn%27t_suggest_ever_ordering_from_Nokia_directly 2010-02-01 11:33:39.554 I tried ordering from Nokia's online storefront, and it refused to take any of my credit cards. I tried calling their phone number to order, had to dive through a (fortunately short) phone tree, and eventually got put into the hold queue for less than five minutes. I explained this situation to the subcontinental that answered, so she had her manager reverse the charges in a process that took about ten minutes of communicating, collecting information, and holding. I was then told that because my order had been reversed, I wouldn't be able to order again for 3-5 days while the system cleared. I was also told that the problem had been that their ordering system had problems with different shipping and billing addresses, even though the web interface will happily collect such an order.

I ended-up just ordering both products from Expansys, which in hindsight, is what I'll do in the future.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/I%C2%A0wouldn%27t_suggest_ever_ordering_from_Nokia_directly http://bohmian.org/blog/m/2010/02/01/Ordering_the_Nokia_N900 http://bohmian.org/blog/m/2010/02/01/Ordering_the_Nokia_N900 2010-02-01 11:29:00.0 I finally ordered a Nokia N900 phone. Nokia has created some of the most forward thinking phones, but I wouldn't suggest ever ordering from Nokia directly.]]> http://bohmian.org/blog/m/2010/02/01/Ordering_the_Nokia_N900 http://bohmian.org/disc/John_Gabriel%27s_Greater_Internet_Fuckwad_Theory http://bohmian.org/disc/John_Gabriel%27s_Greater_Internet_Fuckwad_Theory 2010-01-20 17:03:05.863 Slightly more famous than Dr. John Gabriel's other equation, "2+3 = cats", "Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad" is an observational law describing xbox live and Internet forums in general.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/John_Gabriel%27s_Greater_Internet_Fuckwad_Theory http://bohmian.org/disc/Memes http://bohmian.org/disc/Memes 2010-01-20 16:53:45.656 The word "meme" was neologism coined by Richard Dawkins in 1976, and made popular by the weblog obsessed a quarter century later.

I dislike the word.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Memes http://bohmian.org/disc/Penny_Arcade_memes http://bohmian.org/disc/Penny_Arcade_memes 2010-01-20 16:50:13.438 The comic strip Penny Arcade has generated a number of memes that have become somewhat popular among the Internet Cult.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Penny_Arcade_memes http://bohmian.org/disc/Gabe_Heaven http://bohmian.org/disc/Gabe_Heaven 2010-01-20 16:48:01.497 A barren world devoid of life, populated by oneself and an army of robots whose behaviour you control.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Gabe_Heaven http://bohmian.org/disc/Canidon http://bohmian.org/disc/Canidon 2010-01-20 16:46:05.657 Canidon is the home world of a race of malevolent, space-faring race known as the Canid.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Canidon http://bohmian.org/disc/Apple_users http://bohmian.org/disc/Apple_users 2010-01-17 12:02:44.897 Sheeple caught in the Jobsian Reality Distortion Field.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Apple_users http://bohmian.org/disc/Bnetd http://bohmian.org/disc/Bnetd 2010-01-16 11:14:28.383 bnetd is an open source server that allowed users of various Blizzard games to be played over the Internet. Vivendi, the parent of Blizzard Entertainment, decided to file suit to stop people from playing their games in the manner of their choosing.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Bnetd http://bohmian.org/disc/Amish_Heater http://bohmian.org/disc/Amish_Heater 2010-01-07 19:17:31.488 A $300 mantel surrounding a $20 space heater.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Amish_Heater http://bohmian.org/disc/El_Reg http://bohmian.org/disc/El_Reg 2010-01-04 10:54:19.882 The common name for the on-line information technology rag, theregister.co.uk.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/El_Reg http://bohmian.org/disc/Evoluent_Vertical_Mouse http://bohmian.org/disc/Evoluent_Vertical_Mouse 2010-01-04 10:53:12.654 The line of Evoluent Vertical Mice are the first line of mice that I actually like, despite over a decade of experience in rodent infested computing.

The mouse--available in both right and (fortunately for me) left-hand modes--strives to maintain a natural hand position and offers five buttons which--unlike el Reg stated in its review of the third generation mouse--are fully usable under X windows on a GNU Linux system.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Evoluent_Vertical_Mouse http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_is_the_instant_messaging_client_formerly_known_as_Gaim http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_is_the_instant_messaging_client_formerly_known_as_Gaim 2009-12-29 13:28:57.094 The official reason for renaming Gaim to Pidgin is that America Online was unhappy. While this might very well have been the case it is also equally likely that the modern developers realized that the current version of the software was such a pile of crap that they didn't want to detract from what was once considered a rather decent messaging client.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_is_the_instant_messaging_client_formerly_known_as_Gaim http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_%28messaging_client%29 http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_%28messaging_client%29 2009-12-29 13:26:07.377 Pidgin is the instant messaging client formerly known as Gaim. It is an abomination, which is unfortunate, because it was actually really cool when Mark Spencer was working on it.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_%28messaging_client%29 http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_and_NetworkManager http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_and_NetworkManager 2009-12-29 13:17:03.625 Pidgin (formerly Gaim) is broken when you're running NetworkManager (it's own pile of brokenness) and doing anything NetworkManager doesn't like. For instance, I've been riding on the train for the last two hours connected to the Internet via my mobile phone. In order for co-workers to be able to contact me while I'm out of the office, I launched pidgin which happily started and popped into the Gnome panel displaying the online symbol.

Two hours later, I went to check if someone was online and noticed my roster wasn't visible. Extending the window, I saw a faint-grey string of text on the status button that said that it was online: "waiting for network connection". All this time it was indicating that it was online, I was sending and reading e-mail, but I wasn't connected to the instant messaging system. Checing the Network options, I see nothing that indicates how to disable this braindead behaviour.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Pidgin_and_NetworkManager http://bohmian.org/disc/Beginner%27s_All-purpose_Symbolic_Instruction_Code http://bohmian.org/disc/Beginner%27s_All-purpose_Symbolic_Instruction_Code 2009-12-28 15:46:47.393 The full, original title, of the BASIC programming language, which is rarely used.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Beginner%27s_All-purpose_Symbolic_Instruction_Code http://bohmian.org/disc/The_exclusion_of_any_quick_and_simple_programming_environment_sold_with_modern_personal_computers http://bohmian.org/disc/The_exclusion_of_any_quick_and_simple_programming_environment_sold_with_modern_personal_computers 2009-12-28 15:45:25.573 The exclusion of any quick and simple programming environment, such as the Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code language, was the subject of a Salon.com essay by David Brinn in 2006.

As personal computers have reached a mainstream marketing focus, feature such as programming languages have been removed, in part to be less scary to ignorant users as much as to require the minority of those interested to acquire their tools through alternative means.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/The_exclusion_of_any_quick_and_simple_programming_environment_sold_with_modern_personal_computers http://bohmian.org/disc/Why_Johnny_can%27t_code http://bohmian.org/disc/Why_Johnny_can%27t_code 2009-12-28 15:41:35.387 /Why Johnny can't code/ is an essay by Salon.com writer David Brin relating the story of he and his son facing the commoditized personal computing market. Brin laments the exclusion of any quick and simple programming environment sold with modern personal computers. The essay shows the clear distinction and market-focus of the personal computing industry post technological revolution when most computer users no longer want to understand technology as opposed to pre-Internet age where computers were limited to the technologically inquisitive.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Why_Johnny_can%27t_code http://bohmian.org/disc/Exercise_bike_clearance_%28Google%29 http://bohmian.org/disc/Exercise_bike_clearance_%28Google%29 2009-12-23 11:24:38.618 A search for the phrase exercise bike clearance is the quintessential example of Google fail pertaining to its not being able to properly tell when a page has useful content, and the result of Google's answer to the question: when does a page exist?

The fail is caused by web servers with dynamic content not returning a visible error request to a client, but instead returning a HTTP 200 response indicating that the page worked as expected. This is an expected result. However, Google doesn't seem to know that these pages aren't useful.]]> http://bohmian.org/disc/Exercise_bike_clearance_%28Google%29